& I'm guilty of cooking up quirky mashups that'll make you wanna dance and say "wtf" at the same time, destroying a $1.50 Costco glizzy, and wearing mismatched socks.
I'M JEFF, BUT YOU HAVE TO CALL ME DRAGON (IYKYK).
WHAT I AM ALL ABOUT
Friendship is what it's all about y'all. Throwing a party is really personal when you think about it... getting to know your musical taste, style, and who you are as people is the best way to mix up some music that inspires you and makes your event epic.
LET'S BE FRIENDS
THE LORE
1988
My parents birthed a really funny guy with a perm. Yes, I was born in the 1900s and have grey hair but I don't let that stop me. No, I wasn't actually born with this perm (shoutout Spalon).
BORN THIS WAY
2008
In 2008 I changed my life for the better and got sober. Anyone who knows me knows I don't need alcohol to party and get weird!!!!!
CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS
2010
I started DJing house parties, college bars, school dances, you name it. An auto generator named me
"DJ Hampster Dance" and I've called myself that at gigs ever since.
[DJ HAMPSTER DANCE enters the chat]
2018
I gave up on teaching in public schools and coaching to become a full time DJ. I worked for other companies to get rolling and before I knew it I was spinning tunes left + right!
good riddance
2021
After live streaming sets on Twitch and DJing hundreds of weddings/shows I was finally able to work as a solo, one man operation and went full time running my own business.
ridin' solo
HOW the heck did this happen?
2022
I started posting silly little mashups for fun on Tiktok! A few viral unhinged mashups led me to online brand collaborations, being featured in interviews/podcasts, on KDWB, and has given me the opportunity to travel for weddings and other private events-- like a Taylor Swift themed birthday party.
tik tok
2025
Now I get to throw epic banger parties for a living, play weird unlikely mashups at private shows, make my own music, and meet cool new peeps like you.